SIMON SEATH

A RETIRED   PILOT NOW INTENT ON WORLD DOMINATION, BY THE ADMITTEDLY OBSCURE ROUTE OF XJS RACING. NOT VERY SUBTLE CAMO EITHER...

Acid green and red. A combination last seen on 1980s sweets.

Simon Seath is a series veteran, with many successful sorties under his cap, to date all of them in the mean green D machine.

Retired pilot, he claimed it was BA he flew for, but we're not so sure, because as soon as he stopped flapping his wings he mysteriously re-appeared as SS Jags.

Within moments of touching down for the last time his vicious green machine has been terrorising class D with a paint scheme so vivid it can make a cat sick at 40 paces.

Slowly climbing the class ranks, rumours abound of a whole cadre of technical college cadets hard at work on his next car.

Best to date is a second in class, a bit of a Snetterton specialist, and locked in a permanent points battle with Ian Drage.

So many hours at such height has done funny things to his mind, but that could be the red wine Roger Webster keeps pouring into him.

It has also permanently tanned him the colour many people spend a lot of money trying to emulate. As the smallest of the current Jaguar drivers there is sadly no truth that this makes overtaking easier.

Contender for lowest-ever-speed racing accident, when he forgot that he'd cooked the brakes in the race, and reversed clean into a parked V12. We did mention he'd had a few years at high altitude....