STEWERT "LEZZER" LYDDALL

THE FOUNDER OF KUTUKA MOTORSPORT, THE MOST MENTAL DRIVER ON THE GRID, AND POSSIBLY THE MOST INEPT HUMAN BEING OF THE LOT OF US...

Lezzer and Eleanor in their natural state. Sideways and on full throttle.

Stewert "Lezzer" Lyddall is the reason this site is here, the reason Toyo make so much money, the reason that gay pirate earrings will never ever be in fashion, and the reason that hair gel shares will be a safe bet for at least 20 years.

A race career that dates back to approximately halfway down the birth canal, every mode of transport from a penny farthing to a prototype jet fighter is seen through Stewert's eyes only as a means of turning rubber into smoke whilst sliding sideways at speeds that would make a peregrine falcon shit itself.

Motorbikes, Locosts, his beloved V12 "Eleanor" or any of the many supercars he now instructs unsuspecting punters in, all are merely a means to turn his tiny, childlike mind onto one setting, which is "can I do that faster next time round?"

A grip of reality, financial sense, planning or organisation are all beyond him, he truly has only one purpose, and that's to drive a class G Jaguar XJS

He might, just might, mention that he's still using the old T1R tyre.

Class Champion 2008 and 2009, race winner more times than you've got fingers to count, standing Toyo T1R laptime record holder almost anywhere you care to name, probably the best car-control jockey you know, but ask him to be somewhere on time with all the stuff he was meant to bring and the money to pay for it, no chance.

If he's late, it's cos he was doing his hair. Or putting in his earring. Or forgot to put fuel in his untaxed car.

You get the picture, an inept human being, but boy can he slide a Jag....

Founder of Kutuka motorsport, and the reason that every single Jag driver has by now been beaten to the flag by a red car. And a blue car. And a white one. In the same season. We might let him off the hairgel obsession...